Work Hard. Feel Nothing. | Burnout Core Unisex T-Shirt

Let’s be real — you didn’t come here to feel joy.
You came here because someone said “you’re doing amazing” in a Slack message and now you’re spiraling.

This shirt is your emotional support uniform for high-functioning misery.
It’s not just a tee — it’s a statement. A cry for help you don’t have time to voice. A wearable eye-roll aimed directly at hustle culture, toxic productivity, and every soulless podcast telling you to “rise and grind.”

You’ve tried it all:

• The bullet journal
• The 4AM wake-ups
• That one “wellness” app that tracks how often you meditate and judge yourself

And what has it brought you?
Exactly. Nothing.
Which is why this shirt gets it. You work hard. You feel nothing. Welcome to the club.

Wear it to remind the world that yes, you are busy — but emotionally unavailable.
That you hit deadlines, crush KPIs, and cry in 12pt Helvetica inside a Google Doc.
That your ambition is alive and well, even if your spirit has long since rage-quit.

This isn’t a shirt for people who “love Mondays.”
It’s for the ones who show up anyway — because capitalism doesn’t collapse itself.

Basic Info:

• Unisex Staple T-Shirt by Bella + Canvas (3001)
• 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton (translation: soft as your shattered dreams)
• Retail fit, side-seamed, pre-shrunk, ethically made
• True to size — fits burnout across the board
• Printed with blunt force honesty, in white

Who’s It For?

• Freelancers running on fumes
• Founders pretending to be fine
• Corporate escapees with passive-aggressive Notion dashboards
• Anyone who’s said “I’m good!” and immediately dissociated

Laundry Care:

• Wash in cold water, like your icy emotional core
• Tumble dry low, like your expectations
• Do not bleach unless it’s metaphorical

You may not love your job.
You may not love yourself.
But this shirt? This shirt understands you.