Risk Looking Stupid. | Burnout Core Unisex T-Shirt

Let’s be real — you’re already the main character in someone else’s group chat.
Might as well go all in.

This shirt is for the anxious overthinker with a PhD in imaginary social consequences.
You rehearse conversations, edit emails 17 times, and still lie awake wondering if you waved weird at that one barista in 2022.

But guess what?
You look stupid either way.
So you might as well start the podcast, launch the product, raise your hand, post the reel, wear the shirt — and do it all while rocking this beautifully rude cotton slap in the face.

You’ve done the stalling:

• Asked your friends “should I post this?” 9 times
• Googled “how to stop caring what people think” and scrolled past the helpful parts
• Imagined your boss reading your Instagram stories with judgmental jazz music

It’s exhausting.
This shirt gets it. You’re already embarrassing. Might as well be iconic.

Wear it when you need permission to be bold, dumb, loud, wrong, chaotic, and still very much worth it.
Because confidence isn’t being perfect — it’s ignoring the haters you invented in your own mind.

This isn’t for people who play it safe.
It’s for the ones who jump in, mess up, and keep going — because cringe is temporary, but regret lasts forever.

Basic Info:

• Unisex Staple T-Shirt by Bella + Canvas (3001)
• 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton (soft enough to absorb humiliation)
• Retail fit, side-seamed, pre-shrunk, ethically sourced
• True to size — fits impostor syndrome in all dimensions
• Printed in white on black — so you look confident while internally combusting

Who’s It For?

• Creators afraid of posting
• Entrepreneurs with self-doubt spreadsheets
• Class clowns who became team leads
• Anyone who’s ever said “wait, was that stupid?” out loud to no one

Laundry Care:

• Wash in cold water, like your social battery
• Tumble dry low, like your shame threshold
• Do not bleach, unless you want to lose the last shred of mystery

This is your uniform for showing up, shutting down…
And looking incredible while doing both.
It’s self-expression for the emotionally allergic.
It’s fashion for people whose favorite hobby is overfunctioning in front of strangers.