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I Live Right Down the Street Body Cam T-Shirt
$24.99
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Ah yes. The ancient legal defense recognized by absolutely no court in America: proximity.
This bold ThoughtMerch design captures one of the most baffling body cam classics: I LIVE RIGHT DOWN THE STREET! Which, apparently, is supposed to change everything. The body cam is rolling, the situation is spiraling, and somehow the strongest argument on the table is that home is nearby. But do you? Do you really? And even if you do, what exactly are we supposed to do with that information?
With loud comic-book lettering, bright pop-art colors, and a police body cam front and center, this shirt is made for fans of viral arrest clips, cop cam chaos, dark humor, and the magical thinking that shows up the second consequences become inconvenient.
Wear it as a funny conversation starter, a chaotic warning label, or a tribute to every person who has ever tried to turn “I live nearby” into a full legal strategy.
A hilarious gift for body cam addicts, sarcasm lovers, and anyone who knows that living down the street does not, in fact, make the handcuffs disappear.
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US
Disclaimer: The fabric is slightly sheer and may appear see-through, especially in lighter colors or under certain lighting conditions.
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
